Yesterday, mom told me this little story over the phone:
"I was watching Larry King and they were coming up on a segment about a woman who had been married four different times and they all had died. They called her the Black Widow and I asked Haley if she knew what that meant.
Haley says, "I knnnnoooooowwww" Because you know how she know's everything.
I told her it was because all the husbands had died. The woman probably killed them! Haley then said, "I thought it meant she was part spider."
Then I asked her if she knew what a man was called when his wife dies and you know what she said?"
"No" I said.
"She said 'A homeless man!' I asked her how she came up with that, but I think she thinks that men don't know how to do anything if they don't have a wife."
"I'm so proud of her." I said. "We've raised her right."
